Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt so badly that the morgue needed someone to identify the body.
His two best friends, Seamus and Sean(also Paddys), were sent for.
Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two assholes."
"What, he had two assholes???" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with those two assholes....'"
Re: Paddy Witze(nur spass)
At the bus depot Paddy and Angelo are walking home after a night on the town. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot. Paddy has a brainwave and says to Angelo "Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police". Angelo duly breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Paddy is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Paddy sticks his head around the door and sees Angelo running from bus to bus and looking very worried. "What the hell are you doing Angelo, get a move on" to which Angelo replies "I can't find a number 7 anywhere Paddy" whereupon Paddy, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts "You bloody idiot Angelo - steal a number 9 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!"
Re: Paddy Witze(nur spass)
ich kann kein englisch.gehen die witze auch in deutsch?