quiz
You know you are Albanian when you or at least one of your relatives drives a ....
Nissan
Pontiac
Benz or a BMW.
Chevrolet or a Ford
You know you are Albanian when you can't have your friends come over cause
ur house is a mess
ur brother might beat them up
ur dad walks around on his underwear
u dont have any friends
You know you are Albanian when the only beer u drink is...
Heineken
Samuel Adams
Birra Tirana
Birra e Pejes
You know you are Albanian when you're a girl and your brother beats up your guy-friends cause
he thinks they r rude
he thinks they take drugs
he thinks they r your boifriends
he thinks they r Greek
You know you are Albanian when you start smoking at age...
21
18
13
16
You know you are Albanian when your parents tell you stories about how they
played all day with toys
had to walk 8 miles in 5 feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school.
had to earn everything by themselves when they were teenagers
had to beg their parents for money every day
You know you are Albanian when _______is like holy water in your house you use it to cure all illnesses.
vodka
raki
jodjo
water
You know you are Albanian when you end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for...
braking your neighbors windows
beating up a guy that came without an invitation
drunk driving
shooting your 9mm in the middle of the street during the wedding gathering
You know you are Alabanian when you open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out
you change it into another business
you burn it down and collect insurance
you sell it
you give up
You know you are Albanian when you either own a/en...
restaurant
hotel
pizzeria
construction company
You know you are Albanian when you got in truble in 10th grade for...
skipping school
stealing your moms car
spray painting an Albanian eagle on your high school
getting in a fight w/ a greek gay guy ...hahaha...
You know you are Albanian when for every occassion the present you will give is a/an...
gold
clothes
postcard
money
