Re: Kalauer - Die große Sammlung!
- Zitat: Hayabürste
was macht ein afroamerikaner in der sonne? |
ROT werden!
HUAR HUAR HUAR
was macht ein afroamerikaner in der sonne? |
Ich dachte es ist mal wieder an der Zeit ein bisschen zu kalauern....
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Warum trinken Mäuse keinen Alkohol?
Weil sie angst vorm Kater haben!
Niggerchen! ROFL
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Woran erkennt man katholische Brüste?
Wenn man sie auspackt machen sie einen Kniefall
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The language of science is broken english
Woran erkennt man katholische Brüste? Wenn man sie auspackt machen sie einen Kniefall |
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Why don't aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are getting a divorce. I feel sorry for Kid Rock. Its always the kids that get hurt most in divorce.
The Pentagon is asking Germany to send more troops to Iraq. This marks the first time Germany has been asked to send more troops anywhere.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?
Drive-by-kalauing
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"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun." (Farewell My Lovely)
Willkommen zurück! Oder: die Wiederkehr des verlorenen Kalauers. Oder so.
Er hat dem richtigen Augenblick aufgekalauert.
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"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun." (Farewell My Lovely)