Two
men were sitting at a bar, complaining about their wives. The first
husband said, You know, marriage is like a barrel thats filled
halfway down with honey, and the rest of the way with shit.
The other husband, who was newly married, muttered, I must have opened
mine upside down.
How is being in the military like a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
A
man walked into a bar and ordered a Manhattan. When the bartender
served him the drink, he noticed that there was a piece of parsley
floating in the glass. What in the world is this? the man asked.
The bartender peered into the glass and replied, That's Central Park.